Didaskaleinophobia.

the fear of going to school. i'm not making this up. can cause shortness of breath, nausea, and full blown panic attack.

all that time i was taking pills, and i should have just realized i was broken and not even tried.

OR...i can pretend to be a spider-squishing, sky-diving grown up and march back onto campus and ask for an appointment with a counselor. and a nurse. and do they have a paper bag? i think i might be sick.